Television Vomit
One of the actors in the late night show I
was watching, screamed, " If I hear one
more sob story I'll puke! "
So I yelled at him, " Just don't do it in my
brand new television! "
But he did anyhow. So now I'll have to
clean it up, and I don't know how to get
inside my television.
Yes it's all yellow and red chunder. It
looks like he stuffed his face with cheese
and tomato pizza. I'll have to clean it
somehow...
I'll have to take the back of the television
I guess...Hope I don't electrocute myself...
I swear this is the last time I watch The
Twilight Zone...
Submitted: February 14, 2021
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88 fingers
Try and find a show where the actor says, "I will give you a million dollars!" and money comes out if your tv screen.
Sun, February 14th, 2021 10:42pmAuthor
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That's a great idea 88, could you recommend a show, I'm sure I'd make more of an effort to inside the t v !
Sun, February 14th, 2021 3:01pm