Spray Tan Hercules

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Song Lyrics  |  House: Booksie Classic

Songs from my head

Now available from K-Ration Records;

The New Bona-Single from Spray Tan Hercules

 

Spray Tan Hercules

Sold Separately Blues

 

Verse:

Good deal ad before my eyes

Read the fine print before I buys

No time for that, look what I get

Once I have one, I’ll be all set

 

Pre-chorus:

So I call 1-800 ‘order now’

Operators standing by, wow!

 

Verse:

“Yes, I’d like the “Super-Deal S”

Oh, by credit card I guess

Add an upgraded wanger for $10 more?

But that’s what I’m calling you for

 

Pre-chorus:

So I call 1-800 ‘order now’

Operators standing by, wow!

 

Chorus:

Got buyers remorse, got the sold separately blues

For a few dollars more, I can add extras to use

They’re running a scam, it’s the old bait and switch

They must see me as one gullible son of a bitch

 

Verse:

Upgrade your downgrade, do it today

If you want the best, you’re going to pay

The pictured product is top of the line

But that sure as hell ain’t what you’s buyin’

 

Pre-chorus:

So I call 1-800 ‘order now’

Operators standing by, wow!

 

Chorus:

Got buyers remorse, got the sold separately blues

For a few dollars more, I can add extras to use

They’re running a scam, it’s the old bait and switch

They must see me as a gullible son of a bitch

 

END

 

Bona-Side:

 

Spray Tan Hercules

In League With Satan

 

Verse:

Pitchfork ride with the underworld king

Dance on the gallows, jerk and swing

Made your bed of nails, so lay fricking down

Steel shards stabbing, but it’s the only bed around

 

Pre-chorus:

He says he’s your buddy but is it a trick?

Watch your back around treachery's dick

 

Verse:

Clock strikes evil as it calls you to Hell

You’re feeling rather poorly; not very well

Your new business partner has hooves and two horns

To the dark side you’re just but a new born

 

Pre-chorus:

He says he’s your buddy but is it a trick?

Watch your back around treachery's dick

 

Chorus:

You’re in league with Satan; careful you’ll be

Home of the coward in land of unfree

In league with Satan down at his place

A horrible sneer is etched on his face

 

Verse:

Tooth, fang, and claw with a nice little bow

Welcome to the jungle there down below

To wake up screaming would be the best way

But now you’re dancing in the nightmare ballet

 

Pre-chorus:

He says he’s your buddy but is it a trick?

Watch your back around treachery's dick

 

Chorus:

You’re in league with Satan; careful you’ll be

Home of the coward in land of unfree

In league with Satan down at his place

A horrible sneer is etched on his face

 

END

 


Submitted: February 17, 2021

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hullabaloo22

That's what I call value. Not one but two songs. And 'buyer beware'' I can well understand.
Excellent, Mike.

Wed, February 17th, 2021 8:36pm

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Thanks, Hull; it's all about giving fans their money's worth!

Wed, February 17th, 2021 1:04pm

Penny Scribe

I'm impressed Mike, there is no end to your talent.

Thu, February 18th, 2021 7:26pm

Author
Reply

Ah, shuck's, Penny, thank you

Thu, February 18th, 2021 12:05pm

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