Hairy Nipples

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Horror  |  House: Booksie Classic

HORROR. HUMOUR. JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN THE ASYLUM....

Hairy Nipples

 

Hairy nipples

Scutter along

The floorboards

Like halloween

Spiders,

In search

Of breasts,

Or eyeless

Dwarfs,

As Madam

X Removes

The voodoo

Baby from

The wooden

Oven,

Before it's

Too burnt

To swallow...


Submitted: February 17, 2021

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88 fingers

Shave those hairy nipples and get some Gorilla Glue and glue them to your head

Wed, February 17th, 2021 11:42pm

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Yeah that's funny 88! Is that how Nancy Pepsi Cola got such a good head of hair?

Wed, February 17th, 2021 3:49pm

88 fingers

She looks like a cast member from one of those Planet Of The Ape Movies

Thu, February 18th, 2021 1:00am

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That could be right 88! From memory didn't the planet of apes turn out to be Earth? We're all apes here!

Wed, February 17th, 2021 5:13pm

HJFURL

Delightful and enchanting, Tom. Georgie has hairy nipples from swimming in her daddy's sheep dip. If that isn't a cue for another of your epic poems then what is?
I enjoyed your uncharacteristic subtlety. I can finally go to bed; get some sleep!
HN!
HJ!

Thu, February 18th, 2021 3:34am

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Thank you HJ, I'm glad my poems encourage sleep, do you count the sheep as they jump into the sheep dip? Pleasant dreams!

Wed, February 17th, 2021 8:14pm

tom mcmullen

Thank you HJ, I'm glad my poems encourage sleep, do you count them as they jump into the sheep dip? Pleasant dreams!

Thu, February 18th, 2021 4:11am

Mark A George

Did some of the seven dwarves poke their eyes out after viewing the hairy nipples? It must have been a frightening sight. Did they belong to Snow White or Grumpy? If they were hers I hope she's able to retrieve them. Maybe one of the dwarves who still has eyes could trim them up for her before she puts them back where they should go.

Thu, February 18th, 2021 4:25am

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Thanks for your suggestion and humour George.I guess the nipples belonged to Snow White and they came off when she was transitioning into the eighth dwarf!

Wed, February 17th, 2021 9:11pm

Mark A George

Lol

Thu, February 18th, 2021 6:18am

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Glad yougot a laughgeorge!

Wed, February 17th, 2021 10:38pm

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