“Take a ride in a hearse”

My friend Tim and I had just left from our friends bachelor party he and his wife were expecting there first baby girl. We left around midnight a night out drinking and having fun we weren’t in any condition to drive so we called for an Uber on our phone minutes turned into seconds when a big hearse pulled up to us the driver hand cranked down  his window dressed in all black and said “do you two need a ride? I’ve got room” “No thanks” I told the man. 

My friend got annoyed and told me “we need a ride home and he’s offering us.” “If you want to get in a hearse with a stranger be my guest I’m waiting for a regular car I said. “Thanks but we’re going to wait.” My friend said to the driver. We watched the hearse pull out. It was getting to be late out and it had started to rain we saw another car in the distance it was another hearse. 

The same driver rolled down his window and said to us “last time I’m in the area I’m going back to the funeral parlor otherside of town.” “No thanks.” We said again. It was now close to two in the morning we started to walk back towards where our friend lived. We drank too much of The alcohol that we were now starting to get dizzy. 

I fell down on the sidewalk I looked up and saw in the distance the same hearse. I blacked out. We woke up the next morning tied to a gravestone at a graveyard. We started to call for help when a police officer ran over and cut us free and asked what we were doing? We woke up tied to the headstone we said. “We’ll go on get.” We started to leave when we were struck by something it was the hearse driver he had been dressed as the cop. 

We were now unconscious.  he grabbed us and threw us into a casket and buried us alive. Several hours later we woke up inside a coffin buried six feet under. 

Screaming for help as we were losing oxygen fast no one could here us. Above ground the driver smiled and lit a cigarette and casually walked outside of the graveyard and got inside his hearse and asked a women who was walking in the side of the road if she needed a ride?