Frost On The Pumpkin

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Blizzard-Guy

Frost on the pumpkin and the pumpkin's in my pants
One of those night the weather's freeze-enhanced
 
Got extra layers wrapped over my torso,
But it ain't better, seems colder still, only more so
 
One of those nights spent with Jack Frost,
He won't leave, and my core temp pays the cost
 
Or maybe I should say Jackie Frost because 
I'm a straight as an ice-fishing lumberjack, Hoss
 
Mummy spends the night in the ice queen's castle,
Freezing his man-parts off, what a fricking hassle!
 
Give me sun, give me warmth, give me a break
Temperature-gods, give it to me now, for pity's sake!
 
Ice sculpture carved from frozen slabs of me
Sailing 3rd class on Titanic into the frozen sea!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Submitted: March 10, 2021

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hullabaloo22

The coldness is obvious. Nice one, Mike.

Wed, March 10th, 2021 6:45pm

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Thank you, Hull

Wed, March 10th, 2021 12:11pm

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