Grooming Koan

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. I'M NOT REFERRING TO MY TABBY!

Grooming Koan

 

How many times must you

Comb a dead cat's fur,

In order to make 

Him purr?

 


Submitted: March 10, 2021

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88 fingers

1003 times. That's how many times it took me to get my former dead cat , Mr. Stinky Poop Bottom to purr.

Thu, March 11th, 2021 1:58am

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You must have a sore elbow 88! I hope you returned him to the Pet Semetary. Thanks for reading...

Wed, March 10th, 2021 7:19pm

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