Soul Sale

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR WEIRD. FLASH FICTION. VERY SHORT. SOME PEOPLE WILL SELL ANYTHING!

Soul Sale

 

- Hello Tom, what's new, what's happened

since I saw you last week?

- Well Doctor Nicholas I sold my soul to the

the devil.

- I see Tom, well that new medication I put

you on can't be working.

- Oh it probably is a bit Doctor Nicholas, but

I feel a lot better since I sold my soul to the 

devil.

- Well maybe you do  Tom, but it's a delusion

Tom! You haven't sold your soul to the devil 

Tom.

- How do you know that Doctor Nicholas.

- I've got internet banking and I've received

no payment.

- What's that got to do with it. I sold it to the 

devil, not to you, You con man!

- But Tom, Tom, I'm the devil!

- You're the devil. what a joke! I've been 

wasting my time seeing you for years. I want

a refund then!


Submitted: March 14, 2021

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88 fingers

My doctor is a vampire. Every time I go to him, he takes three vials of blood. He says it's to check my cholesterol and blood sugar. But I think he drinks one of those vials himself.

Sun, March 14th, 2021 10:13pm

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Being a doctor's thirsty work 88, they usually drink Scotch, is your blood alcoholic?

Sun, March 14th, 2021 3:53pm

88 fingers

Come to think of it, my blood is 20% alcohol.

Sun, March 14th, 2021 11:36pm

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You're ready for the DTs 88, thanks for reading!

Sun, March 14th, 2021 6:09pm

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