Six Packs And Side-Tanks

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Days of yore

In days gone by I ate and guzzled beer
And was afraid of the reflection in the mirror
 
I hoovered junk all day, every day
Mud-sucking bottom feeding was my way
 
Forget a spare tire, mine was two side-tanks
That rose and fell like the tide, all thanks
 
To the nutrition-less cardboard I had
For breakfast, lunch, and dinner, all bad
 
Exercise was a word that began with E
In other words, it was for others, not for me
 
Ah, the head-in-sand wonders of youth
In and endless haze to satisfy my sweet tooth,
 
And stuff my face with all the fattening foods,
As you can imagine, I was a doughy dude 
 
Everything was nothing but undisguised lard,
No thought, nutrition be damned, it was barred
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Submitted: March 26, 2021

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hullabaloo22

Honestly, I think a lot of people don't like to think about nutrition when they are younger. Nicely done,Mike.

Fri, March 26th, 2021 8:15pm

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Thanks, Hull

Fri, March 26th, 2021 2:28pm

88 fingers

When we are young, we feel we are indestructible.
As we get older, the aches and pains pop up more.
Then we get on the meds. Blood pressure, diabetes, etc
We tend to read labels more, sodium, sugar content and such.
I try to do my best, diet, exercise. But lets be honest. We all have to die.
So, suck down that beer, eat four slices of pizza and top it of with some chocolate ice cream.

Fri, March 26th, 2021 9:52pm

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Yeah, why eat shit that supposed to be good for you if you're going to Croke in the end anyway? Thanks, 88

Fri, March 26th, 2021 3:20pm

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