Headless

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. WEIRD. FLASH FICTION. MAYBE THIS WILL SOON HAPPEN!

Headless

 

- Mum did you see that man?

- What man Bobby?

- That man over there.

- What about him?

- He was burying his head in the sand mum!

- That's strange. What he'd look like?

- Like he had no head Mum.

- But Bobby no-one's got a head now.

- Don't they Mum?

- No Bobby. I haven't got a head have I Bobby?

- No Mum.

- You haven't got a head either have you Bobby?

- No Mum, could I grow one?

- No Bobby, it's too dangerous.

 - But Mum, why haven't I got one?

- Because the doctors cut off all the heads at birth.

- Why Mum? Why?

- To protect us from thinking Bobby, so don't try...


Submitted: March 28, 2021

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Vance Currie

I love the way your mind works, Tom.

Sun, March 28th, 2021 9:57pm

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Thank you Vance, I'm not to sure that it does work, well not like it's supposed to, but you know a change of head is sometimes better than a change of name, cheerio!

Sun, March 28th, 2021 3:55pm

88 fingers

They've done that to politicians for years. But still we keep electing these headless jabborwackys. But what does that make us?

Sun, March 28th, 2021 11:01pm

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Too true 88 they're certainly brainless and lacking common sense, I guess that makes us spineless wimps! Viva la revolution!

Sun, March 28th, 2021 4:20pm

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