Unicorns, No Reorders

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Poems

Just a silly little rhyming narration.

There was a Unicorn out by the forest gate

She was grazing on grasses in their natural state.

I was taken by surprise

By her height and her size

And I wondered, "Can I reorder, or is it too late?


Well Mom said, "No, Amazon has none."

Her story was suspicious but I wasn't done

So I put up a fuss

And a little I did cuss.

Then Dad said, "Enough!" And took out his gun.


He fired-off shots in the Unicorn's direction

It's no wonder he missed, he lacks perfection.

Then something happened that was weird,

The Unicorn, (Pop!), disappeared.

So super, again, will be chicken.



JE Falcon


Submitted: April 01, 2021

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