When I told my wife that he dad bought the farm, she thought he died.
But he actually bought a farm and because of the misunderstanding, I'm having to hide.
When my wife gets angry, she gets violent and it gives me the chills.
If she finds where I'm hiding, it will take a long time for me to heal.
She's very strict, domineering, mean and she's extremely demanding.
She will feed my balls to her Doberman because of this misunderstanding.
When she thought her dad was dead, it drove her to tears.
She once put a bullet in my ass, I know the meaning of fear.
Oh no, my wife has found me and she is carrying a chainsaw.
All because of the misunderstanding about my father-in-law.
I'm crying as I'm begging her to put the chainsaw down.
She just cut off my pinky finger and it fell to the ground.
I'm running to my car and I'm going to drive across the Mexican border.
When it comes to my wife, I need to pray and I need a restraining order.
If she gets her hands on me, somebody will have to call my next of kin.
If I can make it to Mexico, I hope I will never see that crazy bitch again.
Submitted: April 02, 2021
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