Labels

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. WEIRD. FLASH FICTION. SOME PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH LABELING OTHER PEOPLE!

Labels

 

- Tom you're a sexist!

- No Doctor Idiot.

- Tom you're a xenophobe!

- No Doctor Idiot.

-Tom you're a racist!

- No Doctor Idiot.

- Tom you're an Islamophobe!

- No Doctor Idiot.

- Tom you're a homophobe!

- No Doctor Idiot. I'm none of those labels.

- What are you then?

- A soup label. I'm chicken noodle soup!

- You're mad!

- But tasty...

 


Submitted: April 02, 2021

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LE. Berry

Labels are tricky...check all content for what is unseen. Liked it tom...

Fri, April 2nd, 2021 8:57pm

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Thanks LE, the nazi's and communists are good at labeling people. I thinks I'll fly the coup!

Fri, April 2nd, 2021 3:52pm

88 fingers

I would have guess your a label from a can of cashews cause your nuts.

Fri, April 2nd, 2021 9:50pm

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Well you're right there 88, I'm certainly not nutophobic!

Fri, April 2nd, 2021 3:48pm

Vance Currie

Soup made from bird brains? Now that's using your noodle.

Fri, April 2nd, 2021 10:03pm

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Ha ha very good Vance, glad to see humour does not desert us in old age! Watch out for bird flu...

Fri, April 2nd, 2021 3:47pm

Bert Broomberg

Weird, warped and wonderful again, Tom.

Sat, April 3rd, 2021 1:04pm

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Thanks a lot Bert, there's so many phobias to choose from I think I've got the lot!

Sat, April 3rd, 2021 2:00pm

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