The Brain Shop

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. WEIRD. FLASH FICTION. SHOP HERE!

The Brain Shop

 

- Do you want to buy a brain Sir?

- I've got one.

- Not one of these. Come in, come in, it

costs nothing to look...

- No, no, I don't need one.

- Come in Sir, come into my shop. I've

got brains in jars, brains in vats, brains in

bottles...I've got black brains, red brains,

asian brains, every type of brain! I 

specialise in diversity.

- That's good to see Mr...

- I've got lesbian brains, bisexual brains,

gay brains, I've even got a few straight

brains...Come in, it costs nothing to look...

And some alien brains have just come in, 

would you like one of those?

- Alright, alright, I'll have a Muslim brain.

- That's a very good choice Sir. How do want

it?

- Is it halal?

- Of course. I'll just get it. Do you want to eat

it here, or take away?


Submitted: April 14, 2021

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88 fingers

Did you order a side dish with that? Maybe couscous or stuffed grape leaves.

Thu, April 15th, 2021 1:16am

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Well no 88, the brain was sufficient, but I did have nice bottle of saudi arabian camel urine to wash it down!

Wed, April 14th, 2021 7:00pm

88 fingers

I think I would have gone with an Iranian, "Death to America" burgundy'89 with that. 1989 was a good year for Iranian burgundy.

Thu, April 15th, 2021 2:14am

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I'm afraid the brain I bought was Sunni not Shia 88, I think I'd get indigestion though it wants to exterminate the Great Satan also!

Wed, April 14th, 2021 9:01pm

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