Dental Beauty

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. SHE EXTRACTED MORE THAN MY TEETH!

Dental Beauty

 

She was a beautiful

Dentist I swear,

I tried to have her

On the dental chair,

But she had hidden

A drill in her underwear,

And I ended up a eunich

In Intensive Care!


Submitted: April 15, 2021

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HJFURL

Quite right too, Tom! - Love it! HJ

Thu, April 15th, 2021 10:19pm

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Thanks HJ, I can get you a job as a dental nurse if you like!

Thu, April 15th, 2021 4:55pm

88 fingers

You should have made your move on a podiatrist instead.

Thu, April 15th, 2021 10:59pm

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I did 88 but she didn't like my smelly feet!

Thu, April 15th, 2021 4:54pm

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