New Perfume

New Perfume

Poem by: tom mcmullen

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HUMOUR. WEAR THIS AND I'LL RUN A MILE!

New Perfume

Ladies don't be stuck

In love's gloom,

Get the men

To come and swoon,

Buy our new

faecal perfume,

You'll have your lovers

Howling at the moon,

Don't be shit shy

Buy some soon!

Submitted: April 18, 2021

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Humor humour.-smell

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Can always count on you to make me chuckle tom...

Sun, April 18th, 2021 11:02pm

I find that a woman using piss from a virgin on her has an aphrodisiac effect.

Sun, April 18th, 2021 11:35pm

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I must remember that 88 after I have my operation. Do you know any I can use?

Sun, April 18th, 2021 8:00pm

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