The Hunt_Male Ego

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Mystery and Crime  |  House: Booksie Classic

Michael because you’ve repeatedly told everyone who would listen , you are such a bad man that you can go bear hunting armed with a condom and a jar of Vaseline . For this phase of your sentence . We will put your trash talk to the test. The court will release you with a five minute start . You will be armed with one condom and a small tube of Vaseline. Your prey is the mountain lion.

MALE EGO 

 

Michael because you’ve repeatedly told everyone who would listen , you are such a bad man that you can go bear hunting armed with a condom and a jar of Vaseline . For this phase of your sentence . We will put your trash talk to the test. The court will release you with a five minute start . You will be armed with one condom and a small tube of Vaseline.  Your prey is the mountain lion. 

 

If your machismo fails you, you have your abilities as a micromanager and your upper middle class clout and resources for aid and comfort.

 

Michael pleaded with the court , Please give me a gun . The female  judge looked sternly at the man before her. Michael arming you with a weapon obstructs justice. You are a Three time convicted felon Possession or access to a firearm  violates the law and deprives you of your natural right to demonstrate your male superiority.

 

You've befriended others. You've valued your male friends above and beyond your relationship with your Mistress wife. You have your buds should your testosterone androgen intelligence fail you. Surely, they will risk life and limb to return the favor.

 

You do not need a weapon ; you have your eyes against the eyes of one hundred twenty of our best K_9 officers. If you can see them before they see you , you can  survive. After all, you're the superior man. If they see you first , you can use your superior intellect and your street survival skills. Failure leaves you one option, become dog food.

 

You have complete access to your sense of smell. If you can smell the dogs before they smell you , you may avoid them. These dogs have noses trained to follow a week old scent. you will throw the pack off the scent if you keep your wits about you. Failure,alas, the E.R physician can stitch you together .if the county has enough sutures.

 

You do not need a weapon. Son, you have the benefit of your sense of sound . Use your ears to locate the dogs The dogs will be using their ears to detect your movements . Outsmart them and evade the attack. Test and prove your skills . If not, you will successfully have  proven yourself Dead wrong.

 

Michael use your vocal abilities to speak the language of pack. You own statements declare you are an  alpha animal. By your own confession , you are a monster . Prove you are the Alpha of their pack and humans. Lick them in the face. It will be interesting to see if they acknowledge your dominance and follow you.

 

 Prove you’re a “ real bad man “ exit the woods with all one hundred twenty dogs collared and on their lead by sunset .. if not, this court will bind you for District Court and prosecution under your fifth felony and The Three Strikes Law.

 

God has given you the sense of taste, use it . Use the verbal skills God gave you to evade the punishment that is yours. If you pay attention to your senses you will smell the pack, If you pay attention to your surroundings you will hear the dogs yelp of excitement as they hunt you. Stop , look , listen and smell then you will see , you will smell, you will hear the breath of each hunter in the pack . Use your sense of taste , you have the innate ability to taste the pheromones of the pack as they hunt you.

 

Five minutes after you are released naked in the deserts of Nevada an officer of the court will release one hundred twenty trained police  dogs . The dogs and you are armed with the same weapons and survival techniques . Wisely, use all God has given you.


Submitted: April 26, 2021

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