RELAX!!!

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HUMOUR. JUST RELAX YOU ANXIOUS BASTARD!!!

RELAX!!!

 

- Your blood pressure's to high, just try and 

relax.

- Okay.

- I'll take it again.

- Okay

- No it's to high still, just try to relax.

- Okay.

- No relax I said. You can't go down for your

operation with your blood pressure that high.

Relax!

- I'm trying

- Why don't you relax?

- I'm trying!

- Well try harder! Relax!!

- Alright.

- You want to have your operation?

- Yes.

- Well relax!! I'll take your blood pressure one

more time, but if it doesn't come down...Well

just relax!!

- Why don't you?

- You're joking. You're the one that's uptight.

You're the one that's having the operation. 

RELAX!!!

 

 


Submitted: April 27, 2021

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LE. Berry

I'm taking it's from a caring doctors perspective...good twist tom.

Tue, April 27th, 2021 10:16pm

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Well LE actually it was from a young nurse and an orderly, don't know how an orderly is entitled to make decisions like this!

Tue, April 27th, 2021 3:20pm

olive tree

Only recently did the medical profession realise that constantly taking a patient’s blood pressure actually caused them anticipation and rendered them more prone to anxiety.

Also usually telling someone to “relax” is just going to have the opposite effect and frustrate them. I hold a lot of resentment for authority figures, doctors and psychiatrists in particular. Thank god for anaesthetics is all I can say...

Wed, April 28th, 2021 5:52am

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Totally agree with you olive tree, my recent trip to hospital showed that. As for shrinks they are crazier than me!

Wed, April 28th, 2021 1:03am

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