May 1st How My Day Went

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

6:06am- Alarm goes off wakes me up. Head to the bathroom to take a piss.

6:12am- Hear cat meowing at my door. Grab bag of Meow Mix and head out the door. Feed him and change his water.

6:30am-Eat my 1st breakfast. Oatmeal, orange juice, tea.

7:00am-Clean my apartment.

8:00am- Go outside to throw out garbage. I see my cat looking up in towards the woods. I turn the corner to see what he sees. Sitting on the wall was a guy, about 18-20yrs old, lime green hair, black t-shirt, backpack with a paintball rifle. I ask him what he was doing? He said he was just sitting here. I told him that this was private property and he had to leave. There is a park down the street. He left.

8:30am- In back of my building, I'm spraying the poision ivy. As I am climbing down from the hill, the railing that I was holding onto gave way, came out of my hand and hit me on the head. I stumbled several feet, but kept my balance.

9:17am- Shower, shave.

9:31am- Have my second breakfast. Eggs, ham, potatoes, sliced tomato and cucumber, toast, butter, jam, tea.

11:00am-7:00pm- I work in retail. Don't want to talk about it.

3:34pm- I get a call, then a text from one of the tenants in my building. They locked themselves out. I texted back letting them know I won't be home til 7:30pm.

3:51pm-Get a text saying that she got into her apartment by climbing through a window.

5:07pm- Dinner. Threes slices of pizza, water. Chatting with a co-worker through plexiglass. Like in prison visting room.

7:22pm- Get home from work. Cat follows me up the driveway. I'm his food dispenser. At first he nibbles at his food then walks away. I tell him he'd better eat it, I'm not running a diner. He circles the plate and eats it all up. If only women were that easy. (It's a joke ladies).

7:41pm-Putting a new toilet seat in an tenants apartment. He got the wrong type. His toilet is round and he got an oval seat. Was able to get it on. But he needs to change it 

7:57pm- Sitting outside, having a 24 oz Coors, looking at the NYC skyline across the Hudson. Got the NY Mets game on the radio. They are winning 4-2 in the 6th inning.

8:01pm- Phillies tie game 4-4.

8:02pm- Get another 24 oz Coors.

8:38pm-I am thinking about the days events and maybe I should write this out on Booksie 

9:02pm- Mets beat Phillies, 5-4.

9:06pm- Start writing. Cat is doing his cat thing in carport. I stop every so often to have a sip of beer.

9:21pm- Done writing.How did your day go?

Submitted: May 02, 2021

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How about Sunday?

Sun, May 2nd, 2021 12:38pm


Been at work since 6am. On my lunch.

Sun, May 2nd, 2021 8:31am

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