Happy Birthday, Fluttershy!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic


Happy Birthday, Fluttershy!:

 

Have a happy birthday, Fluttershy,

With this gift box filled with many guests

From your favorite guy

For being awesome and celebrating wins in evets as contests!

 

(People magically started climbing, then walking out of a yellow present Fluttershy just opened.)

 

The Young twins each brought a Hershey’s bar

From world’s greatest chocolate factory by far

 

Humphrey the Owl fetched her Digorno’s stuffed crust pizzas

With some baked breads and chicken pitas

 

Johnny 2x4 carried his pet of hunchbackory and sparks

Whom spoke in such soft, tender meows and barks

 

The old Winnies bought their ice creams and pops

Taken from Dairy Queen and other frozen shops

 

Finn McIntosh got a wrapped gift

Shaped a funky album by Taylor Swift

 

The Wangs lovingly baked rolls and Chinese seafood,

Which were placed on table above her rood

 

BB prepared the burgers of grilled perfection,

Having hard thoughts on each patty’s inner bisections

 

Jenny Brown and DF youngsters each found gifts in small wrappings

For entertainment or snacks by every napkin

 

The Rouses packaged up their Wii and Xbox supplies

For fun alongside their French silk pies

 

Mary “Winnie” Beth drew a portrait of you and Patchy Sr.

In a field where farmers have left behind gleaners

 

Judy and Chartwells Winnies never forgot the chips and Gatorade

That go next to products homemade

 

Kristine “Winnie” Riley and family wore their clown attire

For laughter, cuddles, and merriment in home as wholesome as Shire

 

Dylan Bunce and family offered you cinemas gift card

To spend indoors or a drive-in next to a subdivision yard

 

Aunt Potti and Regina proposed watching their flicks

Filled with drama, comedy, fantasy, and real life mix

 

Queen Kanga with Movie Theater Manager Helen side got their TV DVDs

To joyfully coincide with organic popcorn covered with cheese

 

Jacqui Warrilow and Joey Price remembered another wrapped treasure

Flatter and definitely perfected to kind pleasure

 

Church triplets and Fr. Mike donated iTunes

Being placed to gift area surrounded by many balloons

 

Joe “2x4” Pauwels had the coleslaw,

Pus his red, white, and yellow straws

 

His co-workers got the salad and deviled eggs

Just before they relaxed with root beer and other drink’s dregs

 

Mr. Jed--

WHAT?!

(All in shock.)

THIS PONYTAILED BADDY IS STEALING THE GIFTS AND SOME FOOD!!

(Smoothly, Jonathan moved his foot upward. BAM!)

YAY! THIS WICKED GUY FLEW HIGH ALMOST LIKE HOPPING AND DROPPED EVERYTHING BACKWARDS!

(while picking everything up, Tigger and CR close the door right on Jed Hop. His teeth get shattered and knocked unconscious.)

 

With everything all set,

Time to celebrate proudly for a long time

Until it is the beginning of Stuart Wang’s Tet

For this General Kanga as valuable as a chime!!!!!!

 

(An ugly looking fat lady saw Jed and decodes to get it on with pure evil being.)


Submitted: May 25, 2021

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