A New Day For America Is Coming (or so I'm told)

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I heard a rumor that a seven-member Republican delegation would be headed to North Korea shortly, headed by Lindsey Graham, to gather information on how to best begin the national idolization, veneration and national reverence and worship of Donald J. Trump as America’s supreme leader and savior

A NEW DAY FOR AMERICA IS COMING

(And Who Says Republicans Don’t Have a Sense of Humor?)

By Al Garcia

I heard a rumor that a seven-member Republican delegation would be headed to North Korea shortly, headed by Lindsey Graham, to gather information on how to best begin the national idolization, veneration and national reverence and worship of Donald J. Trump as America’s supreme leader and savior.

The other six members of the delegation, according to the rumor I heard, are Kevin McCarthy, Elise Stefanik, Jim Jordan, Josh Hawley, Ted Cruz and Marjorie Taylor Greene.

The first part of their exploration into the “cult-tilization” process by the Republican Party has already been completed – the erection of a golden statute in their leader’s image. What the fact-finding delegation is interested in now, according to the information I heard, was learning about how they (the North Koreans) set up their “re-education” and “worship” centers throughout their country, and how many giant statues and monuments of a leader are actually needed or required in a nation the size of America, and the proper placement of such statues and monuments throughout the country.

Also on the agenda, according to sources, is finding the right way to close all churches, synagogues, mosques, and other such places of worship, and replacing them with Trump hotels and resorts throughout the country, for followers to gather and pay tribute and their treasure to America’s true and divinely-sent leader.

Also on the delegation’s schedule, is visiting factories and manufacturers in North Korea, to look at possible official uniforms for Americans to wear to "unite" them, with the caveat that any design must include a “splash of gold” -- maybe even the letter “T” in gold embossed on the front. However, I am told, they are open to suggestions, as Jared and Ivanka would be making the final decision on a national uniform.

Already, plans are underway, I understand, by Mitch McConnell and others in Congress, to move the seat of government to Palm Beach, Florida – more specifically, the Mar-a-Lago Resort, where the new throne of government would be located. And, members of Congress would only convene when summoned for special occasions, but certainly for state parades and pageants. I am told that some members of Congress have already begun pilgrimage to this now sacred site.

So many other changes are in the works, I understand. No need for the Supreme Court or other such meddlesome, intrusive and prying institutions. They served their purpose, but now it’s a new day in America.

That new day for America is coming. And, we don’t have to do a thing. All we have to do is sit back, wait, and be told what to do, when to do it, and how to do it. No more thinking. No more having to wait in lines to vote. No more choices -- of any kind, to make our lives more difficult or complicated. The new Republican Party will take care of everything. We couldn’t ask for anything more.

The new Republican vision of American – North Korea decked out in red, white, blue and gold, and us ordinary Americans standing out in the hot sun, wearing red and gold caps, and waving red, white, blue and gold flags, continuously, until we are told to stop. The parade is over. And so to, the American Dream.

After I heard this, I thought it a very unfunny joke or rumor. All it did was make me think and wonder of all the things that are going on right now in State Legislatures across the country. Is this actually the first step? Is it really just a joke? Or, are we really in trouble? I ain't laughing!


Submitted: May 25, 2021

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