The Smell

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Horror  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. POO! FLASH FICTION. STAY AWAY FROM HIM!

The Smell

 

  The smell, the smell! Well doctor I'll explain. 

I started taking laxatives...Oh I just have to shoo

these flies away...Well I started taking laxatives

after I went to hospital with a bowel blockage, 

and the doctors told me to take a stool softener,

and avoid drugs like codeine and morphine...

  But doctor I can't stop stop taking morphine,

I'm addicted to it. I rob at least one chemist a

week to get my supply, and I admit I take a

bit of heroin on the side...

  And so doctor I have to keep taking more and

more laxatives...These flies are terrible...But

doctor they aren't working, I haven't had a 

bowel motion in months...

  And look doctor my skin is turning brown, and

it's not a sun tan. My flesh is becoming faeces...

My body's turning to shit...

  Doctor I'm becoming a shit monster, a walking

turd. What will I do? These flies are driving me 

crazy...No doctor I can't help the smell...I won't get

out of your surgery...I can't help the smell...You 

have to treat me doctor, you've got the duty of

care...Give me an enema...Doctor give me an 

emema...A strong one...

 


Submitted: May 30, 2021

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88 fingers

It stinks!

Mon, May 31st, 2021 12:50am

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Thanks 88, not as much as me!

Sun, May 30th, 2021 7:05pm

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