Pigs

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HUMOUR. WEIRD. FLASH FICTION. DON'T EAT TOO FAST AT THE DINNER PARTY!

Pigs

 

  Dear friends thanks to all of you for coming

to my fabulous dinner party tonight. It's such

a pleasure to see you all again.

  But first before we feast on my delicious food

and wine, I must request of all of you that at the 

finish of our sumptious meal, before we sample

some of my expensive liquours, that you each

indulge in the gastrocolic reflux.

  That you spend at least ten minutes on my

terribly hygenic toilet, where you will hopefully

have a bowel motion, or at least rid yourself of

your flatulence.

  As I'm sure you can appreciate I want no bad

smells, or worse at my dinner table. I have given

you all a number to determine in what order you

are to relieve yourselves.

  I hope no-one will have to wait to long, and 

for those who are last, hold on, you can be 

assured your time will come...eventually...

Remember self control is a virtue...

  Now let's all makes pigs of ourselves, bon

appetit...


Submitted: June 19, 2021

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