I hate irresponsible parents who buy their children big expensive phones

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The fascinating story of a young man and the sheer size of his phone...


I saw a group of 10 year-olds today on the street. One of them suggested they take a  group selfie. Everyone agreed. Suddenly, with the use of both his arms and enough elbow grease to fuel a panzer tank, he took out of his gigantic titanium backpack the new I-Phone 125 his newly-single mom bought him to compensate for getting black-out drunk and using his wii remote as a sex toy. His friends looked at him with great awe as he struggled to lift the beast up. He used a nearby wall as a stand for the 126Kg aluminium and glass behemoth and screamed from the top of his lungs to unlock it using the voice activation. He set the timer, and him and his friends moved back
for the picture, and also as a measure of not getting squashed if the beast fell to the fucking side. As the timer finally ended, the cement wall behind the phone collapsed under the device's weight, taking a 64K-resolution picture of a beautiful, penis-shaped cloud. The chubster strapped the monster on his back, with the help of two hydraulic suspensions he kept in the backpack and took it home, where his mom saw the cloudpicture and hastily called her boyfriend. He came over, they lied the phone on the ground and had passionate sex on the 100-inch picture of the cloud.



Submitted: June 21, 2021

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