You're Crazy

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. WEIRD.HORROR. FLASH FICTION. YOU'RE CRAZY TO READ THIS!

You're Crazy

 

- Don't do it, don't do it!

- If I don't do it I'll go crazy.

- You are crazy, that's why you do it.

- It'll send me crazy if I don't do it.

- If you do it anymore you'll go crazy.

- I am crazy ain't I, that's why I do it.

- I'll help you.

- What, stop me from going crazy?

- I can do that.

- How?

- I've got a hatchett.

- So what.

- Just put it on the table, and I'll stop you

going crazy.

- Alright. But what are you going to do with it?

- I'll eat it.

- And the blood?

- I'll drink it.

- And you're not crazy?

- No, you're the one who's crazy...Just put it

on the table...

 

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Submitted: June 26, 2021

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