Unscrewed

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. HORROR. FLASH FICTION. HE GETS MORE THAN HE BARGAINED FOR!

Unscrewed

 

- Oh I didn't know you could do that, unscrew

it from my groin.

- Yes, yes, it's easy. See how easy it unscrews...

- That's amazing!

- I can get at you better now, and give you more

pleasure this way.

- Can you?

- Yes look, and it's still hard even though it's fully

unscrewed.

- Terrific! Well what are you going to do with it?

- Ha ha...Feel that?

- No, no, don't do that! Screw it back on please.

It's not yours.

- It is now.

- Don't do that! It hurts! It hurts! Screw it back on!

- No. Don't worry, it'll be all gone soon... And you'll

never have to pay me again...

- NOOOOOO!!!


Submitted: June 30, 2021

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Bert Broomberg

Great story, very funny. Perhaps it's the ultimate example of being detached from what really maters.

Thu, July 1st, 2021 9:23am

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Yes that's true Bert, this poor bastard will certainly be able to view his sex life from a distance now!

Thu, July 1st, 2021 3:48pm

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