Crappy Football

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Crappy Football


  The football these days is crap you know

kid. The players are fairies, always 

complaining about being injured. They used

to play with one leg once, and no arms.

Now they go on and on about concussion

from head high tackles. Back in my day

they were lucky if they still had a head at


  And you can't even call the ref a poofta

no more, you get banned from the ground

if you do. And they probably are pooftas

kid, not even the football's safe these days.

  You know kid the basic problem with

society is that there's not enough biffo at

the football. Fans love to see violence, a 

good fist fight, a good brawl. But they're not

allowed to anymore, so they go home and

beat up their wives. And maybe the women

fans go home and beat up their husbands,

though your mother would be too scared to

try that with me..

  You see if there was more violence at the 

football, blokes would let out their aggression

there, and society would be a safe place...

  Anyhow kid, go get your plastic football

and I'll teach you a few moves. How about

I teach you how to poke someone's eye out


  Hurry up kid before I give you a good clip

across the ear...Shit I miss the days when

you could give your kid a good belting...

Submitted: July 07, 2021

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88 fingers

Guess your talking about Australian Rules Football. Use to know a guy from Australia. Big Geelong Eagles supporter. Always had a shirt, scarf hat, something with Geelong logo on it.

Wed, July 7th, 2021 12:55am


No,no 88 not that awful game, I was talking about Rugby League, they'll be playing in skirts soon!

Tue, July 6th, 2021 7:09pm

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