The Massage Parlour

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


The Massage Parlour


- I need a good massage. Haven't had a good

one for years, do you accept Afterpay?

- Oh don't worry about that for now Frank.

- How do you know my name?

- We know everybody's name here. Now I'm

sure our parlour can help you.

- Great. I'd like someone really attractive.

- Well this is Rebecca Frank, she'll give you

a wonderful massage at a special price.

- No, no, that's my wife...Janet what are you

doing here? You never told me you had a job

in a massage parlour. I hope I haven't caught

a disease of you!

- No Frank, you're mistaken, Rebecca has 

been giving pleasure to our valued customers

for some time now.

- Has she? Well I don't want a massage from

someone who looks like my wife. Have you

got someone else? Someone who's young

and beautiful, and not an old hag?

- Yes Frank, look through our two way mirror on

the wall over there, you'll see some of our other

ladies who are available.

- No, no, they all look like my wretched wife 

too! How did you manage that? How did you

manage to make them all look like my wife?

I'm going somewhere else...

- I'm afraid you can't Frank.

- Why not?

- Well Frank when you went to bed last night,

you died in your sleep...This is Hell Frank...

- SHIT!!!

- Now Frank would you like to see some more 

ladies, maybe you would care for one of them?

Submitted: July 09, 2021

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It was a funny story. This version of hell is more realistic than the one described by religions.

Fri, July 9th, 2021 8:09am


Thank you for your kind words leilajoon, I've read that Islamic Hell is mostly full of sinful women, so it must be a lot of fun is you're a guy. Good luck there in Iran with the crazy Mullahs!

Fri, July 9th, 2021 3:45pm


Oh Hell! Nice ... touch, Tom!

Fri, July 9th, 2021 11:45am


Thanks HJ, yes I spend a lot time in Hell, I must be a bit of expert by now, but I haven't seen you there...To paraphrase Mae West why don't you come down and burn with me sometime, ha ha!

Fri, July 9th, 2021 3:38pm

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