The Prostate Appointment

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HUMOUR.WEIRD. FLASH. LEARN YOUR NEW IMPROVED ALPHABET!

The Prostate Appointment

 

- Now Mr Blow does you wife always 

accompany you, when you have a specialist's

appointment?

- I just wanted to see if he had cancer doctor.

- Don't butt in dear.

- Well Mrs Blow I'd prefer if you waited in the waiting

room. We have some important men's business,

to perform here. My receptionist will get you some 

coffee if you like.

- If you say so doctor.

- Now Mr Blow I'd like to check your prostate to 

make sure you're alright.

- How Doctor?

- Oh the normal accurate way. We must be 

accurate, mustn't we?

- Yes doctor.

- Now wack your duds off.

- Yes Doctor.

- Your undies too! Don't be shy, this is a normal

medical procedure. You had a wash today?

- Before I came Doctor.

-  Good, now bend over.

- What are you going to do Doctor?

- Examine your prostate.

- But how Doctor?

- With this.

- What???

- Now bend over further and recite the 

alphabet.

- The alphabet?

- Yes the alphabet.

- A B C...

- No, no! The proper new alphabet, not

the old one.

- What?

- The new proper alphabet. The one

beginning L G...

- Oh I know...L G B T...and never ends. I 

know the one they're teaching my son at

pre-school.

- That's right! That's right...

- Bend a little further...

- OUCH!!!

 


Submitted: July 11, 2021

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