The Lockdown Baby

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Horror  |  House: Booksie Classic

HORROR. HUMOUR. FLASH FICTION. IF YOU CAN'T GET TO THE HOSPITAL...

The Lockdown Baby

 

- I'm having it now Jim! I'm having it now!

- No, no, Kathy we'll have to call an 

ambulance to get you to the hospital.

- I can't wait Jim, my water's broken. 

You'll have to deliver it.

- I can't do that.

- Yes you can.

- Alright then, push, push...harder...push...

- I'm trying, I'm trying...Ahhh!!!!...

- Oh Jim, I'm exhausted.

- So am I, I'll just get a knife to cut the cord.

- What is it Jim, a girl or a boy?

- It's food Kathy, food. We haven't had a 

decent meal since this Covid lockdown

began. Thank God it came out Kathy I'm

starving.

- I'll grab the baking tray, and turn the oven 

on.

- I don't know if I can wait for a baked 

dinner Kathy. How about we just chuck it in

the micro wave?

- Sure Jim, sure...Or we could eat it raw...

- Yeah, that'll do me.

- Okay, I'll leave the afterbirth on.

- Mmm...

 


Submitted: July 17, 2021

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HJ FURL

This was gross!

Sat, July 17th, 2021 11:37am

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Thanks HJ, gross but tasty! It's always good to get a reaction to your menu!

Sat, July 17th, 2021 3:40pm

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