The Mummy

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. FANTASY. WEIRD. WONDER IF IT CHEST FEEDS!

The Mummy

 

The Eygptian

Mummy has

No babies,

Wood ants

Gave eaten

Her gynological

Apparatus,

Which is

Now filled

With skeleton

Keys,

That surgeons

Will attempt

To remove,

With old

Maid's kitchen

Knives and

Forks,

To open

The pharaoh's

Unconscious...


Submitted: August 04, 2021

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