Dear Mom And Dad

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

A letter home from a happy tourist

 
“Dear Mom and Dad; had a wonderful time touring our sacred White House. Had a bit of trouble with our tour guides, but with some reasoning, along with lashing out with heavy objects and liberal use of pepper and bear spray, they soon came around. They still resisted as if they didn’t expect us, but with repelling ropes and brute force, we took the tour by ourselves. Thank you for the bear spray; it’s already come in handy. I’ll have to ask you to say I was home all week if the FBI comes around asking. Didn’t see any of the lawmakers we came to congratulate and shake their hand, kind of odd, but other that, can’t wait for you to meet all the new friends I’ve made, we should have them over for a barbecue. Anyway, should be home soon, now that the tour is over; your loving son, Harlan.”


Submitted: August 07, 2021

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hullabaloo22

Paints the scene perfectly, Mike.

Sun, August 8th, 2021 6:48pm

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Thanks as always, Hull

Sun, August 8th, 2021 2:05pm

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