The Twelve Days of Entering

[Verse 1]
On the first day of entering, the Taliban gave me
An Afghani president that flees

[Verse 2]
On the second day of entering, the Taliban gave me
Two spins by Biden, and
An Afghani president that flees

[Verse 3]
On the third day of entering, the Taliban gave me
Three promises by Mujahid
Two spins by Biden, and
An Afghani president that flees


[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of entering, the Taliban gave me
Four calls for accountability
Three promises by Mujahid
Two spins by Biden, and
An Afghani president that flees

[Verse 5]
On the fifth day of entering, the Taliban gave me
Five GOP dings
Four calling for accountability
Three promises by Mujahid
Two spins by Biden, and
An Afghani president that flees

[Verse 6]
On the sixth day of entering, the Taliban gave me
Six helicopters evacuating
Five GOP dings
Four calling for accountability
Three promises by Mujahid
Two spins by Biden, and
An Afghani president that flees

[Verse 7]
On the seventh day of entering, the Taliban gave me
Seven generals failing
Six helicopters evacuating
Five GOP dings
Four calling for accountability
Three promises by Mujahid
Two spins by Biden, and
An Afghani president that flees

[Verse 8]
On the eighth day of entering, the Taliban gave me
Eight theories flounting
Seven generals failing
Six helicopters evacuating
Five GOP dings
Four calling for accountability
Three promises by Mujahid
Two spins by Biden, and
An Afghani president that flees

[Verse 9]
On the ninth day of entering, the Taliban gave me
Nine Kamalas laughing
Eight theories flounting
Seven generals failing
Six helicopters evacuating
Five GOP dings
Four calling for accountability
Three promises by Mujahid
Two spins by Biden, and
An Afghani president that flees

[Verse 10]
On the tenth day of entering, the Taliban gave me
Ten UN forces fleeing
Nine Kamalas laughing
Eight theories flounting
Seven generals failing
Six helicopters evacuating
Five GOP dings
Four calling for accountability
Three promises by Mujahid
Two spins by Biden, and
An Afghani president that flees

[Verse 11]
On the eleventh day of entering, the Taliban gave me
Eleven marines dying
Ten UN forces fleeing
Nine Kamalas laughing
Eight theories flounting
Seven generals failing
Six helicopters evacuating
Five GOP dings
Four calling for accountability
Three promises by Mujahid
Two spins by Biden, and
An Afghani president that flees

[Verse 12]
On the twelfth day of entering, the Taliban gave me
Twelve drones bombing
Eleven marines dying
Ten UN forces fleeing
Nine Kamalas laughing
Eight theories flounting
Seven generals failing
Six helicopters evacuating
Five GOP dings
Four calling for accountability
Three promises by Mujahid
Two spins by Biden, and
An Afghani president that flees