A Parody of Kardashian’s Black Love… Using Sir-Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back”

A Parody of Kardashian’s Black Love…

Using Sir-Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back”

Oh, my God. Khloe, look at his jeans.

It’s so big. [scoff]

He looks like one of those ball players,

But, you know who understands those ballers, [scoff]

They only talk to those Black Girls, but Kim, it looks

Too big for us, Khole, what do you think I got this Butt for?

I can handle them inches, yea but it’s just so Big, i’m scurred,

I can’t believe it’s like, halfway down his leg, I mean---- Gross, Look!

Yea, He’s just so… Black!

I like black dicks and I can not lie,

You other girls can’t deny

When a brother walks in, and he’s packen,

And he walks by, then you get a whiff of that pie,

You get sprung, want to pull up though, cause you know

Those jeans are stuffed, deep in those jeans he’s wearing,

I’m shook and I can’t stop staring, oh let me come get’cha,

You know I wanna get wit’cha,

My sister’s tried to warn me, but that black dick makes me,

Oh so horny,

Ooh, Shaft-o’-Smooth-Skin

You say you wanna get in my What?

Well, use me, use me

Cause I ain’t no average groupie

I’ve seen him dancin’

To hell with romancin’

He’s sweat, wet

Got it going like a turbo vette

I’m tired of Magazines

Sayin’ skinny white dudes are the thing

Take the average white girl and ask her that

He’s gotta be packen, to fill her back

So, Ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah!)

Has your boyfriend got much Black? (Hell no!)

Then lose him, lose him, if ya wanna hit that spot, ya gotta get that Black!

So bend over, whip it out!

It makes ya wanna shout!

Baby got Black

I like ‘em thick, and long

And when i’m singing a rap song

I just can’t help myself, i’m actin’ like an animal

Now here’s my scandal

I wanna get you home

And ugh, double up, ugh, ugh

I ain’t talkin’ bout Playgirl

Cause silicone parts are made for toys

I want ‘em real long and juicy

So find that juicy double

Kardashian’s are in trouble

Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble

So i’m lookin’ at rock videos

Skinny white boys, only packin’ toes

You can have them Cheetos

I’ll keep my men like, Black as coal

A word to the thick Black Brothers, I wanna get with ya

I won’t cuss and call you, Nigga

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna [moan]

Till the break of dawn

Brothers got it goin’ on

A lot of Trumpsters won’t like this song

Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it

And I’d rather stay and play

Cause I like ‘em long, and strong

And I’m down to get the friction on

So, Brothers! (Yeah!) Brothers! (Yeah!)

If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!)

Then turn around! Pull it out!

Even white girls gotta shout

Baby got Black

Baby got Black

Yeah, baby… When it comes to men,

Playgirl ain’t got nothin’ to do with my selection.

10 inches or more, Ha Ha, if you ain’t got it, ya don’t get it!

So your boyfriend rolls a Honda, playin’ workout tapes by Fonda

But even Fonda got some Black in the back of her Honda

I don’t want none, unless it’s Anaconda, hun!

You can do weights and sit-ups

But please do have that length 

Some ladies wanna play that ‘hard’ role

And tell you that the long D ain’t gold

So they toss it, and leave it

And I pull quick to retrieve it

So some girls say it’s too big and fat,

Well I sit down on that

Cause your shaft is thick, and your length is kickin’

And I’m bendin’ so get stickin’

To the little white guys in the Magazines

You ain’t it, Mr. Thing

Give me a Brother, I can’t resist him

Red beans and rice didn’t miss him

Some White boys tried to diss

Cause they ain’t on my list

Some White girl tripped and missed’em

And I pulled up quick to get wit’em

So Brothers! If the D is long and round,

And you want a triple x throw down,

Dial 1-900-Kardashian

And kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got Black!

Baby got Black!

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Sir Mix-A-Lot was a Genius with this joint here, 

Original…

"Baby Got Back"

Oh, my god. Becky, look at her butt.

It is so big. [scoff]

She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.

But, you know, who understands those rap guys? [scoff]

They only talk to her, because she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?

I mean, her butt, is just so big.

I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean— gross. Look!

She's just so... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot:]

I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung, wanna pull up tough

'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh baby, I wanna get with you

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that butt you got makes me so horny

Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz?

Well, use me, use me

'Cause you ain't that average groupie

I've seen them dancin'

To hell with romancin'

She's sweat, wet,

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines

Sayin' flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back

So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)

Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)

Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)

Shake that healthy butt!

Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big

And when I'm throwin' a gig

I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal

Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home

And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh

I ain't talkin' bout Playboy

'Cause silicone parts are made for toys

I want 'em real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Mix-a-Lot's in trouble

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at rock videos

Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya

I won't cuss or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna [moan]

Till the break of dawn

Baby got it goin' on

A lot of simps won't like this song

'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it

And I'd rather stay and play

'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah)

If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!)

Then turn around! Stick it out!

Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back!

Baby got back!

Yeah, baby... when it comes to females, 

Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.

36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none

Unless you've got buns, hun

You can do side bends or sit-ups,

But please don't lose that butt

Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role

And tell you that the butt ain't gold

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Cosmo says you're fat

Well I ain't down with that!

'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'

And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

To the beanpole dames in the magazines:

You ain't it, Miss Thing!

Give me a sister, I can't resist her

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Some knucklehead tried to diss

'Cause his girls are on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em

And I pull up quick to get wit 'em

So ladies, if the butt is round,

And you want a triple X throw down,

Dial 1-900-MIXALOT

And kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back!

Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

Writer(s): Anthony L. Ray