Burger Delight

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic

A wee rap story

Flip that burger the right way, boy!
Being told it's been all wrong

Pointing out reasons why... Oh joy!
In making this list, a mile long

Add seasoning before you cook
Read that recipe by the book

By the ounce you must round
Just under a quarter pound

A grill too high, will make it burn
A grill too low, will make them squirm

Don't harm the patty, when you flip
Boy, you must loosen your grip

Warm that bun, never toast
Time, is what matters most

Skimp, but never forget
The sliced pickle condiment

With cheese, must be tagged
Before it's taken and bagged

The left hand slapping the right
That's how it's done at Burger Delight

Submitted: September 30, 2021

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sprinkly biscuit

Yes we always need a warm bun mwhaha

Thu, September 30th, 2021 10:19pm


Mwhahahahahah! Yeppers, Scotland in the winter will makey ye bahookie stick to ze cold bus seat. Ach! Heheheheheehehehee!

Thu, September 30th, 2021 3:27pm

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