Wanted; Scamee

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They're everywhere on social media

I'm a scammer looking for a scammee,
Someone who can be had by someone like me
 
There's one born every minute of every day,
and you sound gullible and look easy prey
 
Message me because you look like my type, 
a well-off gullible who'll fall for my tripe
 
I form-letter comment to damn near everyone,
not even trying to hide the intent of what I've done
 
It only take one to fall for my patter and shtick
I'm a charmer and a smooth-talking dick
 
Answer me, I'll start reeling after setting the hook
I can't believe this conman bullshit is all it took
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Submitted: October 06, 2021

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D. Thurmond aka JEF

Good one, Mike. Someone once told me, "It's not what you say, it's how & to who you say it. :)

Wed, October 6th, 2021 7:06pm

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I am amazed that anyone would fall for them, but they must; thank you, JEF

Wed, October 6th, 2021 2:46pm

Sluggy

Scammee

Ha! Well I never looked at anyone muchly to notice a scammer. I figure it they can put up with my overly expressive moments, of writing out what I am thinking, at the time of writing, before it changes direction to something else... well nobody can say I form letter write, unless it is a poke at form lettery, but not now, obviously. So what is this scamming you claim of? I only want to wire $1,000,000 US to you from Africa, and you keep ignoring my emails... wtf! Oh, I hadn't thought of emails being social too. Never mind, I see your point. Maybe I can leave a pre recorded message on your voice mail, that's not so social, unless you use your phone for social contact. Who in the bloody hell would use a personal phone socially? Crimey! I was not thinking FaceBook... never mind... twitter! Thats it twitter! You know them apps allow scammers to find you. I once used twitter to use an account for free service on another app. Low and behold thousands of people and ads with click bait to twitter accounts. Like, if your foolish enough to click on all them pop up frames, you'll never get out of twitter. I kid you not man! You like one and you get all their feeds dropped in your lap and burry... I mean burry any important feed you may have an interest in. Like do I have all the time to scroll on my wee phone, hell no! Does anyone have such time? Unless your in school, twitter is a time sucking leach. Maybe... ach! Just using twitter is a scam! Your enabling to be scammed by using twitter. Its not the people, its twotter scamming you, taking all your bloody time and ruining your life. Wait a minute... what was my first thought that I wanted to say... well after reading your poem... again... I fully agree! Nice job... wondering did you delete this before getting all the way down to the end.... gosh your bloody gullible, no wonder scammers find you! You need help man! :o)

Wed, October 6th, 2021 8:08pm

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Ha, thank you, Sluggy

Wed, October 6th, 2021 2:44pm

Rob73

A well written poem Mike.

Wed, October 6th, 2021 10:11pm

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Thank you much, Rob

Thu, October 7th, 2021 9:13am

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