Careful What You Wish For

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HUMOUR. WEIRD. RELATIONSHIPS. FLASH FICTION.

Careful What You Wish For

 

- Come over here and sit down Steve, I've

got you a drink already.

- Thanks, sure is crowded in here today

Barry.

- It sure is.

- I made quite a blunder at work today.

- We all make blunders Steve. At least it was

only at work.

- True.

- The biggest blunder I ever made was when I

was young down the coast at university.

- How so? Do the wrong subjects?

- No nothing like that. No we all went out one

night, the way students do to have a drink, and 

this other good looking  girl a few years older, 

a teacher or something came along, and we hit

it off. Rhonda Craven her name was, funny, 

same surname as you. Anyhow I had the best 

sex of my life that night. She went home 

expecting to see me the next day. Anyhow when

she went to Uni to see me I ignored her. You 

know I was going out with this bitch of a girl I

would eventually marry back home. What a 

mistake that was, the marriage was a disaster!

Anyhow that was my biggest mistake. I should

have gone out with her. She was amazing in bed...

- You still can Barry.

- What? What do you mean? I've tried to look her

up over the years, but no luck...

- No you still can. I had a sex change operation

a few years back, and I haven't forgotten you. I

hunted you down. Why do you think with my

qualifications I got a job in that place?

- Oh no...


Submitted: October 07, 2021

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