The Graveyard Ghoul

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. HORROR. FROM THE GRAVEYARD!

The Graveyard Ghoul

 

It climbed

Out of

The grave,

Wearing salad

Dressing on

Its sores,

And attacked

The mourners,

With

A vaccum

Cleaner,

And they

Were sucked

Into

The afterlife,

Where they

Were forced

To wear,

Skull masks

And

Straitjackets,

While eating

Pizza,

And praying

To Elvis

Five times

A day...


Submitted: October 14, 2021

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88 fingers

Don't be cruel to a heart that's true even though he might be a ghoul.

Thu, October 14th, 2021 9:52pm

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Ha ha, Elvis probably ghoul pizza made from rotting flesh!

Thu, October 14th, 2021 2:56pm

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