Special Delivery

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. WEIRD. FLASH FICTION. FANCY A NEW BODY?

Special Delivery

 

- Yes, what do you want?

- I've got a special delivery for you.

- Yes, what is it?

- A body. Just sign here.

- A body? Oh yes I forgot about that. What

Is it male or female?

- Well it's neither. It's one of those new 

genders.There's so many I've lost count.

You'll see when you unwrap it.

- Oh yes, I forgot. I thought I might experiment,

and have a bit of fun with one of those.

- Enjoy!

- Hang on, it stinks! It smells rancid. I don't

want a dirty body to play with.

- Well you bought it second hand, what else 

can you expect. All you have to do is wash it in

the shower, and it will be as good as new.

- Alright, I guess so. Listen can you take my

old body away?

- No problem.

- Great, I'll just go and unscrew my head and 

put it on this new body, and you can take my

old one away.

- Certainly, I kind of like your old one myself.

I'll get rid of the one I've got now, and use it

myself.

- Yes why not...You'd look good with a female

body...

 

 


Submitted: October 14, 2021

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