My Hawaiian Shirt Is Not Politically Correct

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The shirt in it's hue.

Is navy for its blue. 

All around are little ladies.

On surfboards but with no babies.

Riding their boards.

Waving, hanging ten, running, cutting the cord.

Bathing suits in fit bodies.

Some are white, some are tan, but all are hotties.

Wearing a shirt with hundreds of women printed on it.

I think it's a kick.

So what if its not politically correct.

I don't give a heck.












Submitted: October 15, 2021

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You are, no doubt, as you perambulate, a tonic for the troops!

Fri, October 15th, 2021 7:27pm


I wouldn't say that. It's just a shirt I bought two years ago that was on sale at a store. I liked it. Thanks for reading.

Fri, October 15th, 2021 2:21pm

LE. Berry

Everyone is a walking billboard for who they are in what they wear. Fun piece 88.

Fri, October 15th, 2021 7:48pm


Thanks for reading.

Fri, October 15th, 2021 2:19pm

tom mcmullen

Good on you 88! All these woke politically correct carbon neutral dickheads in their private planes need exterminating!!!

Fri, October 15th, 2021 9:49pm


Thanks for reading. Just like the hippies in the 60's, they had their day. Then they cut their hair and shaved off their beards and used their college degrees to get jobs in the real world. Think that will happen to these "woke jokes" in time.

Fri, October 15th, 2021 3:10pm

olive tree

Fuck political-correctedness. Free speech is paramount. So is freedom of assembly, and the right to personal autonomy.

Just what the "hippies (negative connotation insert here)" of the '60s counter-culture revolution protested for, but I suppose that symbolism is lost on the historically uninformed and willingly ignorant.

"Where 'tis folly to be wise, ignorance is bliss."

Sat, October 16th, 2021 10:24am


Ain't it the truth. Thanks for reading.

Sat, October 16th, 2021 11:34am

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