Rick and Morty's, for the gloop of things

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Science Fiction  |  House: Booksie Classic

Morty, summer and Rick, spend there time togther getting into all sorts of trouble, and have discovered a lifeform that offers them a dream of a life time, and in ricks hands, who know what rick himself will do, with this discovery

  ((((There is a Cloud like formation seems difrent from the last cloud like formation fart, this one seems tied up to a machine with electrode plugs containg it, and this lifeform says)))

Death, is apart of life and has always surounded us all, i hear of what you want and I can give it to you all, a life without death, but it is only yours if you know the right ansrew to this question
.....

(((Rick)))
And that is
.....
..

(((Cloud creature)))
Who's your daddy

 

(((rick)))

I see,,,,

(((Summer)))
,Wow don't you dare talk to me like that, I know what you want

and your not going to get it, so the ansrew is no

(((Rick and morty)))
Summer
Summer
Pss, Pssss

(Summer)
Please let me handle it

Ow no.

(((The Creature like formation of a cloud grows bigger,

 

(Summer)

this one, isn't a defenceless creature at all

I think we should Run....

((Rick morty, and Summer are running from the cloud like formation))

And the Cloud says, as it chases down rick, morty and Summer)))

(Cloud)
You should of learnt who your master is
And all would be yours

Bend over so I can give you my divinity

And remeber always

who's your daddy!

(((Now the Cloud has Summer and morty cornered)))

((Rick use's a gun to blast creatures brains out from it's behined by a charged shot, that builds a mini core inside its structure changeing its colour of its insides and then turns to gloop ))
......

.....


(Rick)

Thx, Summer now I have to do a diffusion

like, jesus Christ Summer, I wasn't going too blow its brains out, I could do a faster job, if i contained it

So simple who's your daddy

And ,your done

but now I've got, what I've got

(((Rick looks a goop and picks up with his gun))

I can do the nessary..

But, It might take me a while

Bloop!

((driping gloop from the gun))
......
....
...(intro)


(Morty)
Jesus christ


(Rick)
yeah I know, hey,

Any ways govermnet experiments on genetically altered cloud like life
formations shouldn't fuck with me

Though they did good thing, this one only wanted, us to suck its dick

And be underneath him forever as his pet

Rather than a world destroying monsters they usually are,

Anyways the goods are almost done,



tick

(Machine is finished defusion)

Dam that took forver yeah I know I could of done that in less than 30s like Jess what the fuck Summer

(Morty) 
So whats it do,

(Rick)
the last internal thought the cloud had its last creation this one is life after death, least I hope,

There's only one way to find out,

((Rat, in cage))

Rick applies syrium and than, boom Kills the rat, with a pistol

(((But the rat lives on, and it has even started to regenerate its self)))

Wow rick, so now what,

((( Rick splashes the liquid syrium over morty

Than shots him in the face, and then morty wakes up)))

(Rick)
Hey kid,

(Morty)
what Hi hey

Why did you do that rick, I lost all there for a moment and couldn't see anything, expect darkness

(Rick)
You had no eyes morty it happens when you can't see

(Morty)
Rick, sometimes I wonder where your heads at, but now I see your actual reflection and then it all comes flying back,

(Rick)
Good so you have full compasity to think, do you feel any other unsal symptoms, and angre issue perhaps, any sounds or voices, no discoloured pigmentation

(Morty)
No, fuck you rick, eat a dick what you going to do with this stuff anyways
Start a war,

(Rick)
You no what morty you really have me figured down Don't you, you know me to well it just so happens, you are

((There is intire work line of these goo warriors being made and shipped out though out the intire universe)))

intirely correct, but look

Diamomdon, orclorefied oxide
a sticky translucent goo mixture

That, makes my army look, like shit, but magical shit, one that I now know makes us imortal,

And my shit will dominate all

And know one will know we are imortal dominating the world

Da da da da da
((((News paper real)))
The dominate force of the galxy, maybe the intire universe....

Every world, is bowing on its knee's....

The purchase price is ungotable and Rick remains god......

All and every where is ricks goo
Or is it rick is God.......

 

(Morty)

Wow rick, you haven't even faught a single battle and you took over the whole world,

(Rick)

yep,

Hello every one,

(((Every street in every galaxy on every planet on every street is filled with these goo like warriors as rick anonces via telvision on large screens like time square)))

(Rick)
You know what my name is,
....
...

whats my, name

(((Goo warriors point guns at eveyone)))

Rick sanchez

Ha hahahahaahaha

Fuck yeah say it again

Rick sanchez

Ahahahahahahahaah that never gonna get old

So what the news on the screws

(Assistanant)

There's a war, in metaltone,

(Rick)
Terminate

And one in mitosis

Terminate

Tropical alpha 5

Terminate

((Rick walks around for a while))

Terminate
Terminate
Terminate

And then

(Assistanant)
how would you like the terminations to proceed,

(Rick)
Awwwwwww quick, and as painless as possible

(Assistanant)
Good rick, what is your....

((Boom Splat))
boom rick head explodes

(((As he gets snippered)))

And now he is regenerating

(Rick)
No you mother fucker, your right morty I couldn't see a thing, what the fuck trippy ass shit

(Assitant)
Rick, are you telling us there a way to gain an unlimited life expectance

(Rick)

No......

(Morty)
Rick, I think you should tell them

(Rick)
Morty my goo is for you,
Where the domance of the universe

Lighten up how bad could it be

Splat
Splat
Splat
Splat

Rick is getting shot alot

So Rick decides to start a goo revult, and sets all gloop to fight around him at all times, by writing comand down with no head

Jsd h jd h jdjdjshdj very scrambled


And now there is a full clean sweep of the area

But then rick gets hit buy a bullet again, and it came from a heli copter

Then a plane the a space craft, and the even from a distant planet

(Rick)
Thats enough, kill all on site

Goo fights back on ricks comand and all is lost to rick

Until every one starts regenerating back

 

(Rick)
morty what did you do

(Morty)
Rick, I Mixed with your srium with pro side effects srium into the universe's water supply's
Or what evey lifeforms do to eat and survive and at least 80% intire universe populations are going to survive

(rick)
How dare you,

(Morty)
Rick, I had an underground algency since, the start
all i wanted from you was a hero not this, you could of saved the world, and made peace, but all you wanted was to destroy


(Rick)
Morty as of right now I hate you so much,

((Rick Pushes button,))

All hole bunch of people fall to the ground

(Rick)
I was collecting, a record for this, now they think there not going to die not funny at all, I was going to whipe out the entire world morty

And laugh it was going to be so funny

I had it all figured out, well until my head was popping off, but it was funny and now it's all ruined

But that's not the worst part

I had a detailed transport srium too that would of taken them all to the realm of my ass,

Where they would of lived happily forver knowing that I an more than above them ,and becuse of what your done,

I can't obtain true peace, serious my ass holds it all
Every World structure's safely

(Morty)
All

(Rick)
Yes all morty all knowlge and intttile ments under safe quarantine

Where I could of taken all scintfical studies to 100% tatical efficiency

You fuck every thing dont you morty

Now our world is still full of scum, and at worse, now they will hide more effectively

Morty! Your

Lucky, I have a fall back kill switch so I now announce it to all...

(((Rick on mic)))

stop the killing!



(((And Rick pushes button

All gloop falls to the ground

And then people die and don't come back

Fucking idiot morty
......
........
....
2 months earlier

Morty, dealing with gangster in out all buying rick life after death srium presdients army, world leaders, aliens, alot of people As morty sells in secrtet as he tells people not to tell rick by putting his figure to his lips

(((Morty)))
, so this it how it feels to save a world, every one's sure gonna thank me
........
....
..(end)

(Rick)

Morty, Morty, have I ever told you the, time,

(As mortys eyes wake up seeing rixk as morty looks at him on the couch)

(Morty)
wowowowo whoo rick what happend

(Rick)
a dream trance morty did you experience death and live,

(Morty)

yeah

(Rick)

good,

((Slap,))

 

(rick)

next time I'll kill ya for eating the last pop tart, make me make toast fn toast, next time morty this is a warning this is a warning

Next time I'll drop you off a cliff hmhmh



Did you get any of that

It's a good show


Submitted: October 16, 2021

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