Attempted Murder

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


Attempted Murder


 - Gary reckons he nearly died, you know?

- Does he Cora?

- Yeah he was really sick, and nearly died.

- That's a pity.

- Well he reckons  he got sick because of that

syringe you gave him. He shot up some scag

and got really sick. He reckons you were trying

to kill him by putting poison in in the syringe

before you gave it to him.

- Yeah? Me? Why would I want to kill him?

- Why Steve? Because he's screwing your wife,


- Yeah it's true. I didn't mean it's a pity he got 

sick, I meant it's a pity he didn't die. I did put

something in the syringe get rid off 


- You did?

- Yes, I did.

- Oh Steve, that's a relief. I thought you didn't

love me. You never seem jealous or anything.

I thought you'd at least show your love by

punching him the head, or something...

Anyhow I've gotta go now.

- Why? Where are you going, to the cops?

- I'm going to see Gary of course.

- Again? Haven't you had enough?

- I've gotta tell him the good news.

- What's that?

- That you really tried to kill him...


Submitted: October 21, 2021

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