The Parents

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Horror  |  House: Booksie Classic

HORROR. HUMOUR. FLASH FICTION. PAY THEM A VISIT ON SUNDAY!

The Parents

 

- You have a beautiful breast darling. I've

decided to cut it off. It's so soft and tender,

without ugly hair or veins. I want to enjoy

it fully darling.

- Oh thanks Roy, you're so romantic. It

makes my heart beat to hear you say

those words, but you can't do that.

- But darling you let me cut the other 

one off!

- That was different Roy, we had no food

for Sunday roast.

- Yes?

- We have food now.

- What food?

- Our baby.

- That's right, of course. It's quite a big one 

isn't it? Enough to feed two, do you think?

- More than enough Roy.

- I'll get the baking tray. Do you want me to 

smother it first.

- No, no Roy! We can listen to it scream,

as it cooks...


Submitted: November 04, 2021

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HJ FURL

remind me to go vegan

Thu, November 4th, 2021 10:52pm

Author
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Can you give birth to a baby made of tofu HJ? Thanks for reading!

Thu, November 4th, 2021 5:11pm

cloud1408

Brings new meaning to "babyback ribs".

Fri, November 5th, 2021 9:00pm

Author
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Ha ha, Thanks Cloud it sure does. Come round any Sunday, you can even push your own food over in a pram if you like!

Fri, November 5th, 2021 2:41pm

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