Wedding Night Blues

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. WEIRD. CONSUMMATION.FLASH FICTION.DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED!

Wedding Night Blues

 

- Ruby it's a weird world you know?

- I sure do. I married you didn't I?

  I stared at her lovely bust, and face and

continued...

- Well remember that hotel in Delhi we stayed

at the other week, where you got going at

both ends after foolishly eating bacon at

breakfast during the hot season? I'm sure

you do. Do you remember the receptionist

who had to arrange for you to get to hospital,

who helped to wipe up your shit and piss?

The one with the huge broken nose, but 

attractive figure. I'm sure you remember.

Well later that day as I was eating a large

apple pie with cream, and ice cream in

the hotel restaurent for afternoon tea, and 

you were still heaving your guts up on a 

drip. I saw her having a cup of coffee, and 

talking to her boss opposite me...

  What I really observed Ruby, were her

hands as they moved and she gesticulated

with them. They were absolutely beautiful.

Her fingers were stunning, not like your  

clumsy attachments...

  Anyhow later that night as I was about to

go to sleep, she snuck into our room 

under the guise of room service which I 

gratefully accepted. And she gave me such

pleasure with her hands and fingers. It was 

truely unbelievable...

  I noticed however in shock that as my 

plesure became more intense my member

became smaller and smaller. But there

was a pupose in its shrinkage Ruby. She

requested that I have nasel sex with her,

and I did. Both nostrils...

  It's a weird world alright Ruby, it sure is.

And that Ruby is why I can't satisfy you, on

this our wedding night...

 


Submitted: November 18, 2021

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olive tree

How dare you mock my clumsy appendages. I will be writing a very stiff letter to the daily mail about this. VERY STIFF!

Sat, November 20th, 2021 10:53am

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Good Olive I read the daily mail,I look forward to your letter!

Sat, November 20th, 2021 1:18pm

olive tree

Lol I wouldn’t be surprised if this was alll true Tom.

Sat, November 20th, 2021 10:55am

Author
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Glad you like it Olive, it was inspired by an experience in Delhi once, not the best place to eat pork!

Sat, November 20th, 2021 1:16pm

olive tree

Lol I wouldn’t be surprised if this was alll true Tom.

Sat, November 20th, 2021 10:55am

Author
Reply

Nothing like a lubricated nostril Olive,hope I don't catch SNOT!

Sat, November 20th, 2021 1:31pm

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