My Christmas

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


While those will have Christmas trees of green, silver or even pink, with tinsel, lights and ornaments on them, for me.....

I will have a Christmas branch with pieces of toilet paper as decoration and a candle that will set it on fire.

As others hang their stockings by the chimney with care, to be filled with trinkets, toys and chocolate, for me.....

My Christmas stocking will have a hole in it that will be on the floor for I have no chimney to hang it up on.

I wasn't very good this year so no trinkets, toys or chocolate for me.

Not even a lump of coal because coal is one of the causes for climate change.

Christmas turkey or ham will be on the menu for many. With all the trimmings and puddings, cake and cookies.

Drink will flow as glasses will clink for the Christmas season. A good time had by all. For me.....

No meat for me as the vegans took it all away. Trimming... pudding, cake and cookies. To much fat, to much sugar.

Drink will be weak tea with oatmeal for my Christmas dinner.

Think I will just stay in bed and let Christmas Day pass over me.

Maybe, just maybe Scrooge and The Grinch were on to something?


Submitted: November 20, 2021

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AdamCarlton

A good call as you are unlikely to be allowed out under lockdown restrictions.

Sat, November 20th, 2021 10:21pm

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We're not there yet under Sleepy Joe and Camel Toe regime yet. But Austria has become one big jail. Thanks for reading.

Sat, November 20th, 2021 2:32pm

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