Candace was a Bitch

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Flash Fiction  |  House: Booksie Classic

She really was... I got rid of her and found another...more interesting... woman of much anger and limited vocabulary. She's a peach, am I sayink dat rrrrriight. Daarlinkt?!?

Candice was a bitch…

 

Candice was the reason the C word got banned, not because she was a woman, or anything to do with her parts… because she made being nice look bad somehow, like a brand of weakness, or wrongness. Burned into the skin of the lazy or unworthy, a scar they would never shed.

She was so mean, they modeled the Grinch after her, and when she found out, she sued them for everything, and got half

She snorted frozen bodies off the snow in the alps, she bathed in the blood of the innocent, and the dead. She held her head back, and let the blood drip softly on her lips when the bullets stopped flying after every firefight. She was the reason the word bitch was invented. She didn’t mind, she got the first ten bumper stickers off the printing press, she spit on the rest.

She wasn’t evil, she just revelled in destruction, disparity, and desperation. She had a surround sound system in her apartment where she played woeful cries and mournful sobs. She even found a tanning bed designed to run on embarrassment and shame. She’s my fairy-godmother, if she catches me typing…

 

finito


Submitted: November 22, 2021

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HJ FURL

Ooh, I love this!

Mon, November 22nd, 2021 3:13pm

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Thank you, me too, lol.

Mon, November 22nd, 2021 3:12pm

HJ FURL

Ooh, I love this!

Mon, November 22nd, 2021 3:13pm

leilajoon

Is Candice a symbol for something or someone?

Mon, November 22nd, 2021 3:22pm

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For sure, you ever have one of those days? Monday, raining, shit just seems to have a mind of its own and it's not too fucking happy with you? You know the one, yeah, so this, is kinda the personification of that, in guardian angel form, think of it like liady luck caught your cheatin' on her and go from there. lol.

Mon, November 22nd, 2021 3:15pm

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