The Panda Who Entered The Cowboy Saloon Bar

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The Panda Who Entered The Cowboy Saloon Bar:

Once in a country western town stood the cowboy saloon bar. It was empty with just the landlord inside. When all of a sudden out of the blue appeared a cowboy panda who had guns in gun pouches on both of his hips.
The landlord had no idea what to do.
“Excuse me Mr what do you want?” he asked.
“I’d like coconut water with a shot of vodka and a packet of cheese onion Pom Bears!” the panda replied.
The landlord sorted out the panda’s order.
After downing the coconut water vodka and ate the crisps. The panda took out his guns and began shooting the bottles of booze behind the bar.
Without saying a word the panda left the cowboy saloon bar.
Still in a state of shock the landlord took out a dictionary and looked up the word panda which stated: 
Panda a mammal who eats, shoots, and leaves.


Submitted: November 25, 2021

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