Dr Stoned

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. WEIRD. FLASH FICTION. GO TO HIM AND YOU'LL BE SORRY...

Dr Stoned

 

-Thank you Dr Stoned for seeing me so

quickly.

- My pleasure Tom. I can tell you want

the operation soon.

- I sure do Dr Stoned.

- Well first Tom I must ask you some general

health questions.

- Certainly Dr Stoned.

- Well Tom, do you smoke?

- No Dr Stoned.

- Have you ever smoked?

- Yes Dr Stoned. I gave up when I was

forty.

- Bet you remember that Tom?

- I do.

- You see Tom, I must ask you these

questions to see if you're suitable for

the operation.

- I understand Dr Stoned, I know you don't

want me dying on you.

- No Tom I don't!

- I must admit Dr Stoned, that while I don't

smoke cigarettes anymore, I do smoke

marijuana.

-Oh, that's no problem Tom, I smoke it

myself too! It's  good for you. It made my

brain grow bigger. I had to grow another 

head to fit it all in! That's why I've got two

heads Tom.

- Really?

- How about we have a joint together Tom?

- Why not?

- We'll share a joint, and then you can 

stretch out on the table, and I'll get my

chainsaw and operate ha ha...

- That'd be cool Dr Stoned...


Submitted: December 14, 2021

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Ava Russo

Was Dr.Stoned indubitably stoned at the time of discussing getting stoned with his possibly stoned patient?

Tue, December 14th, 2021 11:49pm

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That sounds about right Avo. In an interesting move that defies common sense, New Zealand is banning cigarettes but legalizing marijuana...Thanks for reading.

Tue, December 14th, 2021 3:58pm

olive tree

He's my doctor too. Love the guy

Wed, December 15th, 2021 3:35am

Author
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That is good Olive, thought I saw you in the waiting room. I was limbless on the floor!

Tue, December 14th, 2021 10:42pm

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