#1) A-Tisket A-Tasket Parody
"A-Biggie A-Baddie,
Roll me fatties."
#2) BINGO Parody
"I have a wild animal as a pet,
And this is what it is,
D I N G O D I N G O D I N G O."
#3) Eeny Meenie Miny Moe Parody
"Larry, Curly, Sheep and Now,
Which one is gonna hurt their toe."
#4) Here We Go Around The Mulberry Bush Parody
"Here I go into my girlfriends bush,
Trying to find the G spot."
#5) Hey Diddle Diddle Parody
"I ain't little,
He's just hiding in the middle."
#6) Hickory Dickory Dock Parody
"Hickory, Dickory and Dock,
All their girlfriends got knocked...up."
#7) Hot Cross Buns Parody
"Touch my buns,
Touch my buns."
#8) Humpty Dumpty Parody
"Humpty Dumpty,
Fuck a chick,
Humpty Dumpty,
Use his dick."
#9) Hush Little Baby Parody
"Hush little baby,
Don't you cry,
If you scream again,
I'll make you die."
#10) If You're Happy And You Know It Parody
"If you enjoy having sex,
Make a sound."
#11) I'm A Little Tea Pot Parody
I'm a God damn bastard,
Don't you know,
I'll do whatever,
Even sleep with that ho"
#12) It's Raining, It's Pouring Parody
"I'm raping,
She's screaming,
I'm about to be creaming."
#13) Itsy Bitsy Spider Parody
"She's a screaming rider,
When she's fucking me."
#14) Jack And Jill Parody
"Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To spend some alone time together."
#15) Jack Be Nimble Parody
"Jack was nimble,
Jack was quick,
Cause Jack has a tiny candle stick."
#16) Little Bo-Peep Parody
"Little Bo-Peep, shaved her sheep,
Now Woody could go down on her."
#17) Little Miss Mufflet Parody
"Little Miss Muffet,
Lost her trumpet."
Now she's a real woman after her surgery.
#18) London Bridge Is Falling Down Parody
"My girlfriends ass is falling down,
Falling down, falling down,
My girlfriends ass is falling down,
Right on my face."
#19) Mary Had A Little Lamb Parody
"Harry fucked a little lamb,
Little Lamb, little lamb,
Harry fucked a little lamb."
Now it's pregnant.
#20) Old MacDonald Had A Farm Parody
"Old MacDonald had a farm."
Then he killed his cows. Where do you think McDonald's came from.
#21) Old Mother Hubbard Parody
"Old mother Hubbard,
Got fucked near the cupboard."
She's one hot MILF.
#22) On Top Of Old Smoky Parody
"Why's it so smokey"
Snoop Dogg.
#23) One, Two, Buckle My Shoe Parody
"One, two, what should I do,
Three, four, I'll fuck that whore."
#24) Pat-A-Cake, Pat-A-Cake, Bakers Man Parody
"I fucked a dyke, fucked a dyke"
She's no longer a lesbian.
#25) Peter Piper Parody
"Peter & Piper finally fucked."
After all these years of being friends.
#26) Pop Goes The Weasel Parody
"Here we are laying in my bed,
She really wants to try,
As she goes, I can in her eye."
#27) Rain, Rain, Go Away Parody
"Colton, Colton, what should I say,
No one wants you, so run away."
#28) Rock-A-Bye Baby Parody
"If you hurt my baby,
This is what I'll do,
I'll hunt you down,
Then I'll kill you."
#29) Roses Are Red Parody
"The roses are dead,
The violets are too,
Whoever did this,
I'll kill them for you."
#30) Row Row Row You're Boat Parody
"Ho, ho, ho, you are,
And you're sucking on my cock,
Oh I just can't believe,
That we're gonna fuck."
#31) Rub-A-Dub Dub Parody
"I'm naked in the tub,
Now come to your hub."
#32) Sticks And Stones Parody
"Boners and stoners,
Sometimes come together,
I'm just glad that I'll never be there,
Ever."
#33) Ten Little Indians Parody
"Ten little Indians."
Wait, it's supposed to be Native Americans.
#34) The Farmer On The Dell Parody
"My cocks in your mouth,
My cocks in your mouth,
Hey ho, you look so good,
With my cock in you mouth."
#35) The Muffin Man Parody
"Muffin man, Muffin Man."
You can't put drugs in the batter.
"Oh yes I can."
#36) The Wheels On The Bus Parody
"My head goes between your breasts,
Between your breasts,
Between your breasts."
#37) There Was An Old Woman That Lived In A Shoe Parody
"There was an old woman,
That lived in a shoe,
The reason she lived there,
Was because she is a Jew."
#38) This Little Piggy Parody
"This little piggy went to the market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none,
And this little piggy went wee wee wee,
All over my brand new carpet."
#39) This Old Man Parody
"This right hand,
It went south,
Then I ejaculated in my mouth."
#40) Three Blind Mice Parody
"Chinese Eat Rice,
Chinese Eat Rice."
#41) Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star Parody
"Tinkle, tinkle,
In my pants,
I need my nurse,
Her name is Nance."
#42) Yankee Doodle Parody
"Yankee Doodle dated a girl,
And her name was Tom,
But the relationship didn't last,
Cause she caught him with his mom."
