The Internet Comedian's 6 Ghostface Jokes

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# 1) I call people up and ask them, "What's your favorite scary movie?" Then after they tell me. I go find that movie and watch it.

# 2) Which serial killer has a shocking face?

Ghostface.

# 3) I was talking to this dumb blonde. She asked me, "What movie you watching?" I said, "Scream." She screamed over the phone. Then asked me again. "What movie you watching?" I said, "Silence of the lambs." That time.

# 4) What does Ghostface and The Mummy have in common?

They both have big mouths.

# 5) Smooth Criminal Parody

"Yeah, I'm Ghostface, Ghostface, Ghostface."

# 6) "Could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurance? Would Ghostface be a good employee at Tech Support."

 


Submitted: February 15, 2022

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