HUMOUR. FANTASY. I'VE NEVER RECEIVED ONE...

The Love Letter

 

The love

Letter sent

To

The collecter

Of laxatives,

Has been

Stolen by

Little boy

Blue,

As he

Was collecting

Bottle tops

Lost by

The blind

Optometrist,

On his

Way to

A braille

Movie...


Submitted: September 10, 2022

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88 fingers

He's holding it for ransom. Must be some juicy lovey dovey stuff in it.

Sat, September 10th, 2022 1:39pm

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Thanks 88, laxatives are man's greatest invention!

Sat, September 10th, 2022 4:42pm

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